where were you when I was getting married?
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: December 2, 2009
A man was walking down the street. When he heard a voice: “If you take one more step, a brick will fall on you & kill you.” he stopped and a brick fell before him. He went on while crossing a road. He again heard: “Stop” he stopped & a car barely missed him.
Man asked: “who are you?”
voice replied: “I’m your guardian angel.”
man asked: “where were you when I was getting married?”
Perfect description of Trust
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: November 29, 2009
Perfect description of Trust: “to give someone complete authority to destroy you but at the same time being confident that he/she will never do it” 
Kamal-e-zabt ko khud bhi to azmaungi
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: November 24, 2009
Kamal-e-zabt ko khud bhi to azmaungi
main apne hath se us ki dulhan sajaungi
supurd kar k use chandni k hathon
main apne ghar k andheron ko laut aungi
badan k karb ko wo bhi samajh na payega
main dil main roungi ankhon main muskuraungi
wo kya gaya k rafaqat k sare lutf gaye
main kis se ruth sakungi kise manaungi
wo ik rishta-e-benam bhi nahin lekin
main ab bhi us k isharon pe sar jhukaungi
bicha diya tha gulabon k sath apna wajud
wo so k uthe to khwabon ki rakh uthaungi
ab us ka fan to kisi aur se mansub hua
main kis ki nazm akele main gungunaungi
jawaz dhundh raha tha nai muhabbat ka
wo kah raha tha k main us ko bhul jaungi
samaaton main ghane jangalon ki sansen hain
main ab kabhi teri awaz sun na paungi
Where do we Stand?
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 22, 2009
Aik shakhs kahin ja raha tha k shaitan us k sath ho gaya. Raste mein usne na Fajr ki namaz parhi na Zohr ki na Asr ki or na hi Magrib ya Isha ki. Ye dekh k shaitan bola ‘mere or tere raaste ab se juda hain.’ us admi ne waja poochi tou shaitan bola ‘maine Adam ko aik sajda nahi kiya tou Allah ne mujhe La’nat bheji. Tune tou 34 sajde nahi kiye wo bhi Adam k Rab ko. Mujhe tere anjaam se dar lag raha hai isliye aaj se tera mera rasta alag.’
kya bana result ka?
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 21, 2009
Father to Son: ager is baan tu fail hua tou mujhe apna baap mat kehna
**Next Day
Father: kya bana result ka?
Son: bas “Bashir Bhai” mat poocho.
Father to Son: ager is baan tu fail hua tou mujhe apna baap mat kehna
**Next Day
Father: kya bana result ka?
Son: bas “Bashir Bhai” mat poocho.
Lambi dosti k liye 2 cheezon per amal karo
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 21, 2009
Hazrat Ali R.A said: Lambi dosti k liye 2 cheezon per amal karo
1 – apne dost se ghusse mein baat mat karo.
2 – apne dost ki ghusse mein kahi hui baat dil pe mat lo.
Raat kaafi ho gai hai KHAN sb nai aaye
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 19, 2009
Pathan ki baigum: Raat kaafi ho gai hai KHAN sb nai aaye, zaroor koi Larki ka chakkar hoga.
Pathan ki Maa: hamesha bura hi sochna. Kya pata kisi truck k neeche agaya ho
Pakistani theory of barish
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 18, 2009
English theory: “I Love to walk in rain because no one can see my tears.”
Pakistani theory: “Main barish mein isliye chalta hun ta k susu kar sakun”
main mathematician hun
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 9, 2009
Ek admi khali plate mein roti dubo dubo kar kha raha tha
Waiter: ye kya kar rahe ho?
Admi: main mathematician hun, maine daal ’suppose’ ki hui hai.
It’s you when you smile!
Posted by: Zain Shaikh on: October 3, 2009
A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: you are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl: who’s the first one?
Boy: It’s you when you smile!
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